Monday, November 30, 2009

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You reach your life to open skies
And finally you realize
To what you have done, son
Finally you can not hide
Suddenly you realize
What you have run from
As finally you open your eyes
And finally you realize
You put down your weapon

Cause you can't run from the sun.

Guns and Machetes- Justin Nozuka

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I hate yellow. But this is cute.

I dead ass love this nigga though, lol.

ME 8:19 pm
-What if my name was Agnus
lmfao

Cat 8:19 pm
-LMAO.

Cat 8:19 pm
-What if your name was agnus ?
Your name would be agnus ?

ME 8:20 pm
-I just heard it on a commercial;
that's crazy though

Cat 8:20 pm
-& If someone that couldn't pronounce g's
they would say your name and it would sound like anus.

ME 8:20 pm
- imagine though. You'd be like,
was good agnus let me bag.
It's just upsetting

Cat 8:20 pm
-LMAO.

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I enjoy this.

I'm, What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man.
Don't make me feel weird because I like porn.
You're the weird one for not liking porn. I"m normal as shit.
- Seth.


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- Jason Castro.

*sigh.
If at any point in my life,
I come across a man who resembles him,
I will rape him on sight.
No doubt about it.

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o_o
oh my goodness...
I think I just found my new crush.

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I could use one.

She's a nutcase. But we're just the same.

ME 10:43 am
-So what are you doing?

Melanie 10:45 am
- Boiling water to drink it

ME 10:46 am
- wtf, why?

Melanie 10:50 am
-Cause I don't enjoy tap water nor do I presume its healthy
so im boiling it put some lime to decontaminate it and now its
cooling down to drink ^_^

ME 10:50 am
-........................if you're not the weirdest person alive I don't know who is.

Melanie 10:50 am
-Lmfao. Look in the mirror

ME 10:51 am
- =[ fuck off


Melanie 10:51 am
-Lol awww
I heart you

ME 10:51 am
-lies. lol

Melanie 10:52 am
-I LOVE YOU SASHA Melanie Villanueva !

ME 10:52 am
-that was gay :P
ily too even though you're a bitch
LOL :D

Melanie 10:52 am
-Lol don't act straight now
Lmao no im not
O:)

ME 10:53 am
-LOL
oh yes you are.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

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“There's not much difference between music and magic.”
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Stuff that bug me #99:

When anyone grabs my head. lmao
In ANY circumstance, I hate it.

Like, if I wanted your hands imprinted on my head, I'll ask.

Actually, I just hate feeling like someone's controlling me lol.
I.E: Grabbing my head, holding my wrists, etc.
Don't do it, I will attack you. >_>

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I HATE minesweeper. I see no point.
Just cause YOU CAN NEVER WIN >:O

If someone knows how, I will pay you to show me. ._.

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I like to be honest.
And to be honest you suck.

Friday, November 27, 2009

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I have to see this ._.

I had this dream a few years back that there was a book written about my life.
It was a best seller. I still feel like it'll happen someday. :)

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I want this.

Convo's with Julio are fun.

Julio 2:09 am- Lol You goose

Julio 2:09 am- As in "silly goose"

ME 2:09 am- I got that lol
God! I'm not that slow!

Julio 2:10 am- Lol O yes you are! Burn!

ME 2:10 am- :[ *cries

Julio 2:11 am- *tosses salad*

ME 2:11 am- You're so likable.
I can never be mad at you!
lol

Julio 2:31 am- Call me Now. Now!!

Julio 2:31 am- You don't have an option

ME 2:32 am- Lmao.
I still don't have my voice back =/

Julio 2:33 am- O god

Julio 2:33 am- You just don't want to talk
Just call me and say good morning lol
I don't cur. Julio don't kur

ME 2:35 am- LOL
You're gonna be like whoa, wtf is good with your voice

Julio 2:36 am-There's always an excuse with you!
God. Ugh *eats cereal aggressively*

ME 2:36 am- Lmfaoo
you're like the best person ever
seriously

Julio 2:37 am- Nah.
I'm sure I'm like 5th best

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I would lick the sweat off of you.
Ha, I'm gross. :P

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I just found out many things about myself I never knew.

For instance:
Ever since I was 4 years old I sang and listened to music everyday, according to my mother.
I also had sleeping difficulties.

My life hasn't changed a bit since then.

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(512): you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried.


LMAO.
This makes me go into hysterics.

Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating.

Juno MacGuff: Oh well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.

Su-Chin: No thanks I'm off pills.

Juno MacGuff: That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"

Su-Chin: I heard that was you.

Juno MacGuff: .......... Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin.

"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."

-Mother Teresa

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though."

-J.D. Salinger

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and ever since then..


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I was hooked 0_0


:O
Wow.

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I love it when you call me that, lol.

"You ain't nothing like the (guy) I used to know."

Monday, November 23, 2009

Textsfromlastnight:

(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

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Oh, Mr.Sheffield.


List of things I need:

1.Money
2.Time
3.Affection
4.A genie

I could probably do without everything on that list if I had a genie.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

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Sickkkkkkkkkkk. :/
-Drinking hot CHOCO-LETTE. :D

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Oh, hai.

Michael: Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima.

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
- Maureen Dowd

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

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Stewie Griffin:
"I... don't have much time.

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there,
lurking on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven."

-

Memory Lane.
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Golden Train - Justin Nozuka


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I miss you entirely too much.
Apparently, lol.

I wish you were here just so I can look at your face, and smile, and make you realize, that no one but you means this much to me.

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Michael: Hey, hey, hey!

Oscar: Michael, are you having money problems?

Michael: Monkey problem? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?

Oscar: You heard me correctly.

Michael: I hate monkeys.

Pam: What's going on, why do you have a second job?

Michael: I don't have a second job. Maybe I'm having an affair with Suzanne Sommers.

Pam: Doesn't Jan have money?

Michael: I don't talk to my girlfriend about money. It is rude and unsexual.

Kevin: True, it's best to hide our money problems from women.

Michael: I totally agree with you. But I don't have money problems, I don't. Alright, you know what? Watch this, if I had money problems, would I do this? [Michael takes out a dollar bill, crumples it up and puts it back in his pocket]

Stanley: You just put it back in your pocket.

Michael: Yeah, but I destroyed it. It's not even usable anymore.

-The Office.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

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"Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face." FML.

Hahaha. :p


addicting.

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*sigh.
Memories

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Oh my.

I honestly cannot stop thinking about you.

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Stuff that bug me #100:

White eyeshadow.

Not in general, but you know..
Have you ever seen someone
put white eye shadow on their entire eyelid.

No blending. Nothing.
Just a basic white eye shadow.
Then they go and put the thing up to their brow bone.
I'm just like Oh my god....
This is what you look like:

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It looks horrid.

Oh and purple lipstick.
The fuck?
You don't look cute,
you look dead.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


I CANNOT stop singing this.

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