What's the deal

Why must the company who makes Doritos flabbergast me with a huge-looking bag of chips
and when I open it half the mother fucking bag is missing.
WHATTHEFUCK.
Don't fool me! :/
assheads.

This reminds me of kris always.
lol

I'll take him to go ;D

this shit is powerful.

LOL.

Aquarian Traits

Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual

On the dark side....

Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached.

Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities.
They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient;
the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist.

Their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing,
especially poetry.
Some have gifts as entertainers and musicians.

most of that's true except the unemotional part.
that's bullshit 8|

Fix You - Coldplay

When you love someone but it goes to waste.
Could it be worse?

sonic commercials rock. lol

Matt and Kim

make me happy.

I want someone..

who will randomly break into a pillow fight frenzy at 3am.
who watches chick flicks and will ADMIT to enjoying it.
who will take cutesy wootsy pictures with me.
who will come over for no reason with a shitload of snacks and dvd's.
and possibly an l or two. ;D
who doesn't call me typical pedophile nicknames. i.e, sweetheart.
who loves music just as much as I do.
who would take me to art museums.
who doesn't assume the fact that I'm being a bitch
means I'm PMS'ing.
Uhhh, no. I'm just an asshole ._.

who leaves me text messages like this:
"Hey Babe
I'm just hitting you up to let you know I got here safe.
I love you. I'm going to call you tonight. <3"
(actual message btw.)

who would just randomly say "ROADTRIP!"
and we're off to where ever the road takes us.
who would order pizza and watch horror movies with me,
and would stay over so I don't have to bare with my nightmares by myself :/
who will help me bake cupcakes ^_^
who will sing with me until our throats are sore.

who would write me a poem even if they 'suck at writing.'
or cook me dinner even if they have no clue what they're
doing and need a cookbook.
who will tell me I'm beautiful, for no reason.
who will stay up late playing video games with me.
whose fingers fit perfectly in between mine.
who marches to the beat of their own drum.
whose smile brightens up my day.
who's a challenge,
cause there's a chance they're probably worth it.

I guess..
I want someone who will love me for EXACTLY what I am.
"the pessimistic, realistic, sarcastic, childlike,
blunt, diverse, offbeat, strange,
yet has a mind filled with creativity,
and who speaks.. no really speaks.."
type of person that I am.

"sometimes I wanna make money
but sometimes I ain’t motivated
sometimes I think it’s overrated
sometimes I wanna make music
sometimes I think it’s just useless"

-Joe Budden.

jfdvfdvjhfdvjdfdfj,jdfidf. >_>

When it is morally acceptable to hit a woman…

Number's 1 & 3 were my favorite.

by: Christopher the Pyro.

1. When she is spending the night and she feels the need to wake you up for any reasons besides sex or her appendix bursting.. the way I would suggest handling this type of situation is a good elbow to her temple.. this should knock her out until morning.. she probably won’t remember it happening.. and whatever her issue was.. at least you will both be able to deal with it on a good nights sleep.
Now ladies.. in the case that you are horny or having a medical emergency it is important to make sure you wake us up by giving us a blow job otherwise we might think you are waking us up for some dumb ass reason and knock you out by accident thereby messing up our chance to get some tail or endangering your life.. (because I’m pretty sure if your appendix is bursting you need to get to the hospital right away).

3. She talks back to you/gives you attitude. This is one of those things that can be broken early in a relationship with the right amount of physical force. Usually a good back hand to the cheek the first 2 or 3 times she lips offs will break her of this habit… occassionally you might have to resort to drastic measures.. usually duct taping her mouth shut.. and I’m not talking about a little duct tape across the mouth I’m talking about the whole way around the back of the head and over the mouth 3 or 4 times and then under the chin and over the head.. hopefully guys your woman will be disciplined enough to not take it off herself .. if she isn't you will have tie her hands up.. so one, you have her duct taped.. leave her like that.. I suggest about 36 hours.. that way she has been really hungry and is dehydrated… I personally really hate when this type of solution has to be reached.. I just wish women weren’t so thick headed.

lol, that dude's a riot.

I had a dream.. and they were in it.

it was pretty cool 8)

Boys Don't Cry.

"Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML"

Hahaha! dumb bitch ._.

*hyperventilates

if anyone remembers atleast ONE of the shows listed above,
you're automatically awesome in my book :)

Come through with a couple of l's.
and we good money [;

I never realized how much Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon-Levitt look alike.


to the right is Heath, and the left is Joseph.
seriously? O_o

In The Beginning - Knaan


"They say-
it is better to light a candle than to curse the dark
in the eyes of the youth, there are question marks
like freedom
freedom for the mind and soul, we don't see them
see them for their worth at all,
that’s why we lead em
lead em to these wars, and what is it we feed em
feed em our impurities
and who it is we treat em, treat em like the enemy
humanity will need em
need em like the blood we spill, and we're freedom
freedom for the hearts we fill
we mislead em

they hunger for the love we give
but we cheat em
the guys beat him and all he wants is his freedom,
so they defeat him, whatever spirit he’s got
"beat him"
and they teach him
the rest of the world don’t need him,
and he believes in the disease
that he’s heathen
Put up your fists if all you want is freedom
Put up your fists if all you want is - "

I guess it finally hit me.
I knew you were leaving.... again.
I knew it was going to be for a long time.
But it didn't really faze me because it hasn't happened yet.
until now.

This post is overdue.

I haven't seen you since the end of march.
but 3 months is NOWHERE near as bad as 2 years is.
TWO FUCKING YEARS.
I will not be seeing you.
I will most likely lose my sanity at one point.
but I guess it's something I have to deal with.
I'm not going to let this drag on though
although I know I can type for days.
Kris, I'm really going to miss you.
I already do.
I hope you accomplish everything you're going out there for.
Get your life together and all that jazz.
I'm not going to front like it isn't really affecting me because it is.
If I had it my way, you'd be right here next to me,
at this exact moment, listening to some relaxing music and just chilling.
So simple yet it's like a stress reliever to me.
Or we could have another one of those epic nights. 8)
whichever you prefer.

We've had great times...
and we've had our fucked up times.
But aside from all that.
I love you. I always will.
& I will always be here for you no matter what we go/went through.
I've shown that to you already.
So before I get all emotional on this...
Hurry the fuck up and do what you gotta do >:I
Cause I'm going to be waiting for you.
and we can go back to where we left off.

I'm not going to say goodbye.
so, I'll see you later.

Kurt Cobain.

Idgaf what anyone says.

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was freaking awesome, okay.
It was a simple show, yet to me,
it was like the most fascinating thing. haha

..with his puppets and sing alongs <3

'Would you be my neighbor'...

I wish I had enough courage to tell you how I truly feel...
but then I get all choked up and tell you "you suck..." instead.

I would watch any movie that I know he's in.

Things not to Say During Sex .

1. You woke me up for that?
2. Did I mention the video camera?
3. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
4. But whipped cream makes me break out.
5. Them: this is your first time...right?
You: yeah.. today

6. Yeah... uhm, can you pass me the remote control?
7. Do you accept Visa?
8. On the second thought, let's turn off the lights.
9. and to think... I was really trying to pick up your friend.
10. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

11. But I just brushed my teeth...
12. Smile! You're on candid camera!
13. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
14. When is this supposed to feel good?
15. Is that blood on the headboard?

16. Did I remember to take my pill?
17. Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed?
18. No, really.. i do this part better myself.
19. You look younger than you feel.
20. and to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

21. I have a confession...
22. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're
fantasizing about...
23. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off.
24. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said no!
25. How long do plan to be "almost there"?

I love it when people take pictures all wet and whatnot.
(edit: attractive people. lol)

kickass.

"One thing I want to assure them,
If they think I'm gonna change or compromise
My attitude and my way of life or
In my expression or in my goal
What's politics
They are making me stronger
And I am much much stronger now.."

Mos Def- Quiet Dog.

the doors.

You beautiful....beautiful man

*jizzed

'The Hangover'

was beyond awesome :)

Subject:

'Phantom of The Opera'

Ellen-
Wasn't it romantic?

Mickey-
Romantic?
Come on the guys got broken dinnerware on his face and she is in love with him?

Ellen-
She was in love with his soul.

Mickey-
Oh that's ridiculous.' I mean its like beauty and the beast.
It's all stuff they sell to women.
The sweetest guy in my high school was a guy named Teddy Stein.
He had a little bit of a droopy eye and a mole on his cheek.
Could not get a date.
But NO, this 'phantom' with an exploded head... and women are squirming in their seats.

-Forget Paris.

Tim Burton is a creative genius.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Rami Belson

I've always wanted to taste a corndog...

Well damn, go head girllll. [;

you are cute. and you know it

anthony (1:05:06 AM): ... Im so corny
anthony (1:05:14 AM): idk how u like me
anthony (1:05:16 AM): I wouldnt
me (1:05:31 AM): LMAOO
me (1:05:33 AM): awwwwwwwww
me (1:05:36 AM): no you're not
me (1:05:39 AM): you're sooo fucking cute
me (1:05:40 AM): =]
anthony (1:05:41 AM): ^_^

Haha!

the middle to the end is the part that made me laugh.

Once.

I quite enjoyed this movie.

so very true.

Me(12:40:43 AM): i have a thing for male backsides lol
L (12:41:49 AM): i have a nice one i was told
L (12:41:51 AM): no homo
Me (12:41:57 AM): u gotta lil cake?
Me (12:42:03 AM): like its grabbable?
Me (12:42:04 AM): lol
L (12:43:44 AM): yeah
L (12:43:53 AM): like those dominican baseball asses
Me (12:44:00 AM): lmao!
Me(12:44:01 AM): wow
Me (12:44:05 AM): im mad you said that
L (12:44:06 AM): lol
L (12:44:38 AM): its tru
L (12:44:44 AM): nice firm ass

Currently watching:

I could seriously NEVER get tired of this.

cheapskate.