Subject:

'Phantom of The Opera'

Ellen-
Wasn't it romantic?

Mickey-
Romantic?
Come on the guys got broken dinnerware on his face and she is in love with him?

Ellen-
She was in love with his soul.

Mickey-
Oh that's ridiculous.' I mean its like beauty and the beast.
It's all stuff they sell to women.
The sweetest guy in my high school was a guy named Teddy Stein.
He had a little bit of a droopy eye and a mole on his cheek.
Could not get a date.
But NO, this 'phantom' with an exploded head... and women are squirming in their seats.

-Forget Paris.