Friday, June 26, 2009

When it is morally acceptable to hit a woman…

Number's 1 & 3 were my favorite.

by: Christopher the Pyro.

1. When she is spending the night and she feels the need to wake you up for any reasons besides sex or her appendix bursting.. the way I would suggest handling this type of situation is a good elbow to her temple.. this should knock her out until morning.. she probably won’t remember it happening.. and whatever her issue was.. at least you will both be able to deal with it on a good nights sleep.
Now ladies.. in the case that you are horny or having a medical emergency it is important to make sure you wake us up by giving us a blow job otherwise we might think you are waking us up for some dumb ass reason and knock you out by accident thereby messing up our chance to get some tail or endangering your life.. (because I’m pretty sure if your appendix is bursting you need to get to the hospital right away).

3. She talks back to you/gives you attitude. This is one of those things that can be broken early in a relationship with the right amount of physical force. Usually a good back hand to the cheek the first 2 or 3 times she lips offs will break her of this habit… occassionally you might have to resort to drastic measures.. usually duct taping her mouth shut.. and I’m not talking about a little duct tape across the mouth I’m talking about the whole way around the back of the head and over the mouth 3 or 4 times and then under the chin and over the head.. hopefully guys your woman will be disciplined enough to not take it off herself .. if she isn't you will have tie her hands up.. so one, you have her duct taped.. leave her like that.. I suggest about 36 hours.. that way she has been really hungry and is dehydrated… I personally really hate when this type of solution has to be reached.. I just wish women weren’t so thick headed.

lol, that dude's a riot.

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