Annoying Things To Do In Movie Theaters:

1. Sit in front of other people who are trying to watch the movie and make-out with your significant other while grunting and making unnecessary noises. If you don't have a significant other, kiss the person sitting beside you.

2. Wear a top hat.

3. Sing "Single Ladies" at the top of your lungs during the best part of the movie.

4. Sit behind a woman with long hair, and stick your bare feet in her hair.

5. Throw Milk Duds at the screen when something interesting is happening.

6. Run up and down in the aisle and between the rows of seats, screaming "This movie sucks!"

7. On your way to the bathroom, casually step on people's feet and spill their popcorn and soda until the floor is a sticky mess. On the way back, squeak your shoes in the soda and complain loudly that the theater is dirty.

8. If you're wearing platform shoes, stand up and start doing the wave.

9. Repeatedly throw up on the person sitting next to you.

10. Bring a cage full of parrots into the theater and stare at the people sitting next to you until the middle of the movie. Then, let the parrots loose in the theater.