Just a dose of some 'funnies'.

:p

"Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML"
response: POW! right in the kisser.
LOL!

"Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML"
that's just mean :/


"Today, I took a bath with what I thought was my waterproof vibrator. It wasn't. Apparently my boyfriend found me passed out in the tub from an electric shock with my vibrator floating next to me. He refused to call a doctor and insisted on interrogating me about what he's doing wrong in bed. FML"
Rofl, that sucks.

"Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" theme song outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML"
lol, i find that cute.

"Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number."

I'm sorry but.. LMFAO =|