LMAO.

ME (12:25:21 PM): so what u doin?
Kemal (12:26:06 PM): workin
Kemal (12:26:10 PM): mad scaredddd
ME (12:26:14 PM): y?
Kemal (12:26:21 PM): 3 big black guys walked in fast
ME (12:26:25 PM): LMAO
Kemal (12:26:28 PM): one reached in there pants
ME (12:26:32 PM): *dies
Kemal (12:26:34 PM): and pulled out something
Kemal (12:26:48 PM): "would you like to donate to the cancer foundation"
Kemal (12:27:01 PM): i was about to yell "TAKE EVERYTHING"
ME (12:27:06 PM): LMFAO!

since i forgot..yesterday

fuck you mondays.

lol, ralfy.

Detox just to retox.

Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy

Suga, Water, Purple!

Seriously, never gets old :]

iigh deadass..

[GUYS] do not get offended.
i'm just sayingggggggggg, but...
Seriously, I have witnessed this MORE than once.
Why is it that guys talk like they're in love with you or something,
BUT they're constantly pushing you away by being a jerk?
That just don't make NO damn sense.
Like... dude, slow ya roll with the steroids and all that testosterone in you and stop being so arrogant and show some respect. Deadass. IT WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE.
Honestly, I've seen this from a couple of dudes and truth is they CANNOT help it.
I don't know WHY they're so oblivious to everything.
It boggles my mind.
Like... I know I can't be that smart...but come on you can't be that stupid.
It could be the simplest thing and common sense would tell you WHAT TO DO, but they somehow manage to screw that up aswell. I don't get it..

Moving on.
Another thing... This one KILLS me.
Why OH why do they apologize for things that they continue to do?
Sooooooo fucking pointless. >_<
For example:
Guy: *punches you in the face.
Girl: 'WTF?'
Guy: 'Omg, sorry.'
.....*punches you again.
Girl: 'I thought you were sorry!?'
Guy: 'I'll never do it again, I swear!'
* Knocks you out cold*
-_________________-
See what I mean?
They contradict themselves so much and cant follow the simplest things.
Smh.

Another thing... STOP LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE!
iight, don't get me wrong if like.. the entire world is telling you your signifigant other is cheating on you and shit has been a little fishy lately.... then definitly. Take that into consideration.
BUT, if you and your partner are having relationship issues and you want advice from your 'boys' who probably know LESS than you do and probably wanna fuck your girl on the low, you can hear them out and their opinion..
But if apparently you are in love with this girl and you know they cannot feel what you feel and they gass you up talking bout ' Ma nigga There's mad other bitches fuck her, let HER hit you up.' KNOWING you fucked up.
And what kills me is that you foolish niggas listen to em!

"Most of our fears about what may happen in this relationship are really fears we experienced in past relationships, and have nothing to do with this person. Come to grips with what's real."

^^
So very true.
Stop acting like the girl you fucking with now is your ex, she ISNT.
Get that through your head.
And that goes for females also.

"Never let a day go by without saying and showing how much your relationship and partner mean to you. Never take a moment for granted. Express how grateful you are for your good fortune, however meek or humble it may be. Appreciation and gratefulness have magic in them. It seems the more we express them, the more reasons we are given to say thank you"

LOL

the 'asian' one is wack to me, so you could skip through that.

Till this day.

this is still my shit.




plus, he's gorgeous.



Jump my bones please.

In celebration of...

4/20

Blueberry Yum Yum - Ludacris

but it sucked dick for me =/

Regarding the previous post..

I just watched a 26 minute clip of Persia White on The Gregory Mantell show, it was definitly a real eye-opener. I've never gone into the animal rights subject before just because it's such a touchy topic...but I will now. Before anything do not think I'm about to preach to you DO NOT EAT MEAT, blah blah blah, NO. Cause if I told you I thought that was wrong, I would be a hypocrite.I eat meat, yes. BUT Persia made a valid point... the way they are slaughtering these animals is inhumane and I support her views on that just because she's not pressuring you to be a vegan, but just pointing out the WAY it is handled just isn't right.

Another thing.
The video that was posted previously I believe was pure genius. Just because it was so raw and straight-foward. Yet again, let me point out to you I'm not the type to get in your face about my opinion on something. I have my beliefs and you have yours, I will not try to MAKE you do something just because I believe it's wrong, no. This is just my opinion. Back to the video, it was about 30 seconds and that alone brought to my perspective that... I didn't like what I saw.
I'm not saying if I catch you wearing real fur I'm going to pop up with a can of red paint and shower you with it, no. And I'm not saying wearing fur is right or wrong, but apparently no one's going to want to watch an animal being skinned... for what purpose? so people can look fashionable?
I just personally think people should be more educated on these sorts of things just because it can somehow change your perspective. I'm not saying you should change your views at all, I'm saying just be more open to things and show some compassion.

Brilliant.

LIFE is trying to survive and beauty does exist. When you become part of the healing and part of the unfolding of truth creation holds untouched parts of your soul.

I know that many of the conflicts we face today are hard to confront, but I ask that you open your mind and eyes for a moment and allow yourself to be a witness. No matter what you've been taught, I know we can make a difference in the world around us. One simple action can lessen or stop the suffering of another. Every great movement, invention, or philosophy began with ONE person. Often times society can make a person feel small or unimportant, yet there is tremendous strength in every word, every action, every voice. It's time to be heard.

-Persia White.

You so sweet.

Honey - Erykah Badu

fuckmylife.

"Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML"

Response: don't trust a ho. never trust a ho.

Boredom :I

*pouts*

<3

The mother of my first-born :') aha



Craig♥

=

Seriously?
NO conest.
I like kayne...
But MOS DEF is victorious.

smitten.

I have fat cheeks.

Justin's too cute. haha

Justin (5:41:06 AM): Good nite la bella princesa preciosa tan chula chuleta chancleta mas linda, la sashita. =]

ME (5:41:20 AM): lmfaooo

ME (5:41:26 AM): that was so fucking cute

ME (5:41:28 AM): Lol

Justin(5:41:31 AM): =]

ME (5:41:33 AM): nigga said chancleta Lol

Justin (5:41:40 AM): Glad u liked it

ME (5:41:43 AM): ima deadass save that and post it

Justin (5:41:45 AM): Got 1 last smile outta ya

He's pretty awesome

aw!

Kris is fucking getting me one, idgaf.

If I Gave You My Life - Justin Nozuka

I love her.

I miss those days...

when all was well..
and I watched the brave little toaster every other day.




:)

Fuck you, mondays. :]

Completely off-topic but...

Seth Rogen has the cutest teeth. <3