College Humor Show:

is pretty great.

Hence....why twitter is stupid.

Currently watching:

I like it :)

Dead.

Tears welled up consuming her eyelids.
Her throat constricting by the second.
Shrieks of internal pain.
Not physical.
Lungs are starting to fail.
Asthma kicks in.
She clenched her throat, hoping to put an end to all her misery.
She let go.
Gasped for air.
Cried more because of the lack of oxygen.
Suicidal thoughts began to fill her empty mind.
Is she insane?
All of this for love...
Foolish girl.
She collapsed to her knees.
She asked God 'why?'
She screamed.
In the cold of the night..no one heard her.
All she knew.
All she wanted.
All she needed.
Has been abolished.
When he told her..'I cannot see myself with anyone else'
or something as massive as 'growing old together'
she died a little more inside.
Truth be told.. she will never love again.
She said it before.
But she means it now.
After all the heartaches..
She's dead.
and that's how it was meant to be.

If you want to laugh real quick:

Buy me this book.

and I will let you have your way with me, haha
x)


I miss these days.

Things I want to get soon:

1.job
2.classic polaroid camera
3.peasant top
4.bowler hat
5.apartment
6.glasses
7.better (decent) phone
8.black nailpolish (mine ran out :/)
9.tattoo
10.shoes
11. a good book ( I need to catch up on my reading.)
12.shitload of clothes.
13. my check.

Warning Sign - Coldplay

Wake up call.

Time is passing me by..

and I'm standing still.

It has been made apparent to me..what am I doing with myself?

as I sit here and patiently wait for sweet salvation it didn't necessarily occur to me that it may never happen..atleast not this way.

I need to occupy myself.

Seek opportunities.

Overall I need to better myself.

I'm trying...but am I really?

I need to put one foot foward and step into this dog eat dog environment we live in.

My imagination runs wild.

I have dreams that I would kill to pursue..
and I think it's about time I start acting like it.

:|

Everything has beauty.

but not everyone sees it.

Live free or die?

Continued...'closetful of random'

I want to go to the park with someone.
I want to slap kris in the face with a water balloon.
I need a massage :|
I want to eat icecream off someone.
I miss The Life and Times Of Tim.
I wish I had a car.
Better yet... I wish I could drive.
Your dick...my mouth.
^^That part was funny in Pineapple Express.
I like Adele's voice.
I want to go to the gym.
My ex randomly hit me up today.
I'm going blonde soon...not fully.. half is going to be black, let's not get crazy now.
I want to take singing classes so I can further improve.
I want a mango.
I want to go to D.R again.
I want to go on a picnic.
I want to wear a dress.
Dance is great.
I don't want to go back to school -_-
I was thinking about getting contacts...but I have a feeling I'd look tacky.
I want neon green nailpolish.
I want to lose 15 lbs.
It's sunny out.
My room's hot.
I don't know where my phone is.
I'm shirtless.

:)

The Man Who Cant be Moved - The Script

song of the day:

12 - Hometown Glory - Adele

A pocketful of random. (try closetful)

Closetful's actually a word. I did not know that until 5 seconds ago.
Anyway...
let's begin :}

Sex is great.
I always eat the meatball marinara at subway, no other can top it!
I like new york hotdogs.
I like hoodies.
I like plaid.
I like dresses.
I want to see Kris.
I love floral print.
I like spring and fall.
I like when it rains on hot summer days.
I want to move out.
I want to re-decorate my room.
I want dimples.
I can't wait until I get my tats.
I'm slow at times. :/
I want a jumpsuit.
I want to see Angel.
I want pizza.
Eyeliner is probably one of the greatest things created.
I like glasses.
I love guys with noserings/monroes.
I love chin dimples.
I miss melanie.
Guys with gelled hair is a turn OFF.
I want to go on a roadtrip with someone.
I want to travel the world.
I like cheescake.
Guys with piercings and tats are so damn sexy.
I like standing out.
I miss Jonathan's corny ass.
I want to go to L.A
Complex people fascinate me.
Skaters/Musicians are alluring.
I have a birthmark on my top lip, also on my middle finger.
I sit around naked for no reason.
I procastinate way too much.
I like singing.
I want to go to a poetry cafe`.
I like girls.
I dislike school.
I love someone.
I'm sarcastic.
I want gauges, small ones though.
I never played rockband and I want to =|
Fall Out Boy is a great band.
There are so many others but that's way too much to list.
I adore music.
I'm self-concious.
I'm struggling.
There's something I want to tell...someone but I'm too afraid.
I absolutley hate yellow shirts.
I think I look fat in white.
I want to be in a band.
I think Joel looks hot in his new pics ;D
Travis McCoy is gorgeous.
Gym Class Heroes are awesome.
I love beanies.

To be continued...

awesome vid.

xD



LMAO, the fuck? the end just throws me off.

:O!

Currently watching: Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
<3

Just a dose of some 'funnies'.

:p

"Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML"
response: POW! right in the kisser.
LOL!

"Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML"
that's just mean :/


"Today, I took a bath with what I thought was my waterproof vibrator. It wasn't. Apparently my boyfriend found me passed out in the tub from an electric shock with my vibrator floating next to me. He refused to call a doctor and insisted on interrogating me about what he's doing wrong in bed. FML"
Rofl, that sucks.

"Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" theme song outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML"
lol, i find that cute.

"Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number."

I'm sorry but.. LMFAO =|

OMFG.

I would soooooooo wife this girl.





so damn cute. <3

I like this video.



Zero - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Elvis ...

makes me go like this =D

Elvis (12:28:54 PM): wellll bitchhhhh
Elvis (12:28:55 PM): ill have you know
Elvis (12:29:03 PM): that you are quite pretty
Elvis (12:29:08 PM): unless ur the type of person
ME (12:29:12 PM): LMFAO.
Elvis (12:29:14 PM): who looks way better in their pics
Elvis (12:29:17 PM): than in person
Elvis (12:29:18 PM): u know
ME (12:29:21 PM): did you just call me a bitch :'(
Elvis (12:29:21 PM): those myspace ppl
ME (12:29:24 PM): and I am lol
Elvis (12:29:28 PM): woahh
Elvis (12:29:33 PM): i was rightttttttt
ME (12:29:34 PM): you gonna see me and
be like -______________________________-
ME (12:29:40 PM): *walks away
Elvis (12:29:41 PM): w.e nothing a brown bag cant fix
ME (12:29:44 PM): LMFAO
Elvis (12:36:22 PM): you like art woman?
ME (12:36:33 PM): yes
Elvis (12:36:44 PM): would you like to also attend a art showwwwww?
ME (12:36:50 PM): :o!
ME (12:36:53 PM): i'd love it!! :D
ME (12:36:54 PM): lol
Elvis (12:37:02 PM): sweet'
ME (12:38:00 PM): you say all this now but when u see me
you gonna take me to mcdonalds and call it a day :|
Elvis (12:38:11 PM): lmaooo
Elvis (12:38:24 PM): well if i take u 2 mcdonalds then you already know why
ME (12:38:28 PM): LMAO
ME (12:38:30 PM): deaded-
ME (12:38:31 PM): =/
Elvis (12:38:34 PM): lmfaoooooo

Throwbackkkkkkkkk.

I was 15... don't laugh =|