Monday, November 30, 2009
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 9:34 PM 0 comments
You reach your life to open skies
And finally you realize
To what you have done, son
Finally you can not hide
Suddenly you realize
What you have run from
As finally you open your eyes
And finally you realize
You put down your weapon
Cause you can't run from the sun.
Guns and Machetes- Justin Nozuka
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 9:24 PM 0 comments
I dead ass love this nigga though, lol.
ME 8:19 pm
-What if my name was Agnus
lmfao
Cat 8:19 pm
-LMAO.
Cat 8:19 pm
-What if your name was agnus ?
Your name would be agnus ?
ME 8:20 pm
-I just heard it on a commercial;
that's crazy though
Cat 8:20 pm
-& If someone that couldn't pronounce g's
they would say your name and it would sound like anus.
ME 8:20 pm
- imagine though. You'd be like,
was good agnus let me bag.
It's just upsetting
Cat 8:20 pm
-LMAO.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 9:14 PM 0 comments
I'm, What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man.
Don't make me feel weird because I like porn.
You're the weird one for not liking porn. I"m normal as shit.
- Seth.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 9:03 PM 0 comments
- Jason Castro.
*sigh.
If at any point in my life,
I come across a man who resembles him,
I will rape him on sight.
No doubt about it.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 9:00 PM 0 comments
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 8:55 PM 0 comments
She's a nutcase. But we're just the same.
ME 10:43 am
-So what are you doing?
Melanie 10:45 am
- Boiling water to drink it
ME 10:46 am
- wtf, why?
Melanie 10:50 am
-Cause I don't enjoy tap water nor do I presume its healthy
so im boiling it put some lime to decontaminate it and now its
cooling down to drink ^_^
ME 10:50 am
-........................if you're not the weirdest person alive I don't know who is.
Melanie 10:50 am
-Lmfao. Look in the mirror
ME 10:51 am
- =[ fuck off
Melanie 10:51 am
-Lol awww
I heart you
ME 10:51 am
-lies. lol
Melanie 10:52 am
-I LOVE YOU SASHA Melanie Villanueva !
ME 10:52 am
-that was gay :P
ily too even though you're a bitch
LOL :D
Melanie 10:52 am
-Lol don't act straight now
Lmao no im not
O:)
ME 10:53 am
-LOL
oh yes you are.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 8:31 PM 0 comments
Sunday, November 29, 2009
“There's not much difference between music and magic.”
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 9:06 AM 0 comments
Stuff that bug me #99:
When anyone grabs my head. lmao
In ANY circumstance, I hate it.
Like, if I wanted your hands imprinted on my head, I'll ask.
Actually, I just hate feeling like someone's controlling me lol.
I.E: Grabbing my head, holding my wrists, etc.
Don't do it, I will attack you. >_>
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 8:56 AM 0 comments
-
I HATE minesweeper. I see no point.
Just cause YOU CAN NEVER WIN >:O
If someone knows how, I will pay you to show me. ._.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 7:58 AM 0 comments
Friday, November 27, 2009
I had this dream a few years back that there was a book written about my life.
It was a best seller. I still feel like it'll happen someday. :)
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 1:23 AM 0 comments
Convo's with Julio are fun.
Julio 2:09 am- Lol You goose
Julio 2:09 am- As in "silly goose"
ME 2:09 am- I got that lol
God! I'm not that slow!
Julio 2:10 am- Lol O yes you are! Burn!
ME 2:10 am- :[ *cries
Julio 2:11 am- *tosses salad*
ME 2:11 am- You're so likable.
I can never be mad at you!
lol
Julio 2:31 am- Call me Now. Now!!
Julio 2:31 am- You don't have an option
ME 2:32 am- Lmao.
I still don't have my voice back =/
Julio 2:33 am- O god
Julio 2:33 am- You just don't want to talk
Just call me and say good morning lol
I don't cur. Julio don't kur
ME 2:35 am- LOL
You're gonna be like whoa, wtf is good with your voice
Julio 2:36 am-There's always an excuse with you!
God. Ugh *eats cereal aggressively*
ME 2:36 am- Lmfaoo
you're like the best person ever
seriously
Julio 2:37 am- Nah.
I'm sure I'm like 5th best
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 1:08 AM 0 comments
I just found out many things about myself I never knew.
For instance:
Ever since I was 4 years old I sang and listened to music everyday, according to my mother.
I also had sleeping difficulties.
My life hasn't changed a bit since then.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 12:51 AM 0 comments
(512): you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 12:43 AM 0 comments
Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating.
Juno MacGuff: Oh well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.
Su-Chin: No thanks I'm off pills.
Juno MacGuff: That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Juno MacGuff: .......... Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 12:31 AM 0 comments
"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."
-Mother Teresa
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 12:26 AM 0 comments
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though."
-J.D. Salinger
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 6:22 AM 0 comments
Monday, November 23, 2009
Textsfromlastnight:
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 3:43 AM 0 comments
List of things I need:
1.Money
2.Time
3.Affection
4.A genie
I could probably do without everything on that list if I had a genie.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 3:19 AM 0 comments
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Michael: Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 10:08 AM 0 comments
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
- Maureen Dowd
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 10:04 AM 0 comments
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Stewie Griffin:
"I... don't have much time.
Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there,
lurking on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven."
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 3:37 AM 0 comments
-
Golden Train - Justin Nozuka
I miss you entirely too much.
Apparently, lol.
I wish you were here just so I can look at your face, and smile, and make you realize, that no one but you means this much to me.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 2:54 AM 0 comments
♥
Michael: Hey, hey, hey!
Oscar: Michael, are you having money problems?
Michael: Monkey problem? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?
Oscar: You heard me correctly.
Michael: I hate monkeys.
Pam: What's going on, why do you have a second job?
Michael: I don't have a second job. Maybe I'm having an affair with Suzanne Sommers.
Pam: Doesn't Jan have money?
Michael: I don't talk to my girlfriend about money. It is rude and unsexual.
Kevin: True, it's best to hide our money problems from women.
Michael: I totally agree with you. But I don't have money problems, I don't. Alright, you know what? Watch this, if I had money problems, would I do this? [Michael takes out a dollar bill, crumples it up and puts it back in his pocket]
Stanley: You just put it back in your pocket.
Michael: Yeah, but I destroyed it. It's not even usable anymore.
-The Office.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 2:31 AM 0 comments
Thursday, November 19, 2009
"Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face." FML.
Hahaha. :p
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 10:36 PM 0 comments
Stuff that bug me #100:
White eyeshadow.
Not in general, but you know..
Have you ever seen someone
put white eye shadow on their entire eyelid.
No blending. Nothing.
Just a basic white eye shadow.
Then they go and put the thing up to their brow bone.
I'm just like Oh my god....
This is what you look like:
It looks horrid.
Oh and purple lipstick.
The fuck?
You don't look cute,
you look dead.
Posted by Sasha.Melanie at 12:21 AM 0 comments